So I've been practicing parallel parking quite a bit. And watching youtube tutorials (yes I know, SHUUUSH)
Not being able to park parallel has made me a cripple in the city and this is why all these years I have been so scared to drive into town, along with the excuse that I'm horrible at orienting myself and remembering the streets. A hobo once laughed at me while I was trying to do some parallel parking, I thought I really made his day but he definitely ruined mine with his uncontrollable laughter. Bitch.
But I'm working on this handicap and I will learn to park like a normal person, so just watch!